Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Lacrosse

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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your fat

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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