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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

minorities

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

What will happen when a black person die they die

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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