a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Goat balls.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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