where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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women's rights

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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I love you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Anti Joke

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