why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

A man walks into a bar.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

A scottish man having fun

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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