What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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