- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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