- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What is a jew in space? Dead

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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