- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

all the kids had fun

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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