Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Lewis

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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