what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Raveena Thandhan

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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