Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Your mums a potato

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Guest what? Dog

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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