- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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