Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Women's Rights

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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