Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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FIRE!!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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