- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

I've got a boner

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Obama 2012

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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