Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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lebron

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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69.9

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Runescape.

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