What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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equality for women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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