What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Dick Chaney

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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FIRE!!

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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