someone called a frog a frog

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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lebron

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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