- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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