A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Womens rights

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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I was once a hamster.

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