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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What did death say to life? Go die

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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