- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Catholicism.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

42, that is all

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

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