- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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