- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Black...

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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