Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

knock knock come in!

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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