Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

So, same time tomorrow then?

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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