what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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