roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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