What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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im gay

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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