Ju... Just why?

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

tims sty:)

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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