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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Women's rights...

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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