- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

No thank you, I don't like violence

What rhymes with milk...milf

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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