- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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