A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

what is orange? an orange

CAVE JOHNSON.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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