A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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raisin boogers

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Please? No.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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