- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

F? No k

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??