- Anti Joke

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.