- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

willie revilame

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

If you like this, it will have one extra like

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Tony Romo

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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