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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

sorry got to poo

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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