- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

we all know sammi has a penis

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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