What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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LOL May Wong

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Anti Joke

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