What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

what goes woof ? A dog.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What's the deal with brown?

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