Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

This statement is false.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

A black person walks out of KFC

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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