Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Cripples are lame.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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