- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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