Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

womens rights.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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