- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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