What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What color is red paint? Red

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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