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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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