The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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